Lazada Philippines Affiliate Program Review

Affiliate program in its simplest form means that you’re helping someone sell their products and services and you get a commission for each successful conversion or sale. Huge eCommerce websites like Amazon run their own affiliate programs, and here in the Philippines we have Lazada and Shopee.

I’ve been a Lazada affiliate for quite a while now but never really had the time to focus on it until this year. Now, this review is not to teach you how to do an affiliate marketing, but just an impression of how their people deal with small affiliates like me.

To start off, they are really on time when it comes to sending bulk emails about their upcoming promos and events. They want us to know this ahead of time because they want us to feature these products on our websites. Well, kudos to that.

The only problem is that when I emailed them every day for 2 weeks, it took them more than a month to reply. To add insult to the injury, the “affiliate manager” told me that my email address was tagged as a [spam] email. I’m not using a free email service. I’m using my website’s main email address. That was the first and only reply I got from them. All succeeding emails were simply ignored.

I did try to email them using my @gmail just to test it out, but the result was essentially the same — crickets. Not a single “affiliate manager” bothered to answer my email. I even tried to reach them in Skype, because, guess what, their Skype username is on their newsletter! Again, crickets.

Out of desperation, I also chatted with one of their support staff that handles product sales and after sales. But I can always tell that they themselves were clueless about their own affiliate program.

It’s just unfortunate that these people don’t really care on small affiliates like me and can’t be bothered to answer emails back. Affiliate marketing takes time, money and effort to execute, and it’s sad that they’ve become yet another unresponsive online company.

Guajave Mini Wireless USB Adapter 150mbps WiFi Bluetooth Receiver Review

I own a 6-year old PC that doesn’t have a WIFI or Bluetooth receiver and it’s becoming really annoying to look for the cable every time I want to transfer images or listen to my JBL Charge 3 speaker.

And so this made me realize that I have to own one of these because it’s are not only easy to use but is also extremely cheap. I bought one from a Chinese vendor in Lazada and took me 2 weeks of waiting to get my hands on it. The price is 282.00 pesos excluding the shipping cost of 97.00.

I did look for this at the local stores but that proved to be difficult to find one because most PCs and laptops already have built in. On top of that, either the staff is clueless of what I’m looking for or sell me utterly expensive brands that do the same thing. For me, buying from Lazada is the best option.

Using the Guajave WiFi and BT receiver was a breeze. I’m on Windows 10 OS and there’s absolutely nothing to install to make it work. There’s a couple standard setups to do though, but in less than 2 minutes or so,  I was able to stream down my music wirelessly into my JBL speaker. I also tested the WIFI receiver, but never bothered to test it truly beyond being connected to the router since I use Ethernet cable. Cable is a must for a gamer like me.

In its packaging it says up to 150 mbps, so it’s already pretty fast even if your’re doing video streaming. It’s not going to buffer the video or whatnot. Gaming is different because of the latency, ping, etc. will all affect the experience and wireless connections are notorious for not delivering such speeds.

All in all, I would highly recommend this product over the others. The build is sturdy and unlike the previous one I bought, the one with an antenna that only lasted for a few hours because the USB broke, this one is for keeps.

Liquid Ass Spray Mister Fart Prank Pooter Stink Bottle Smell Bomb Review

If you’re a person who likes to play pranks or just want to disperse a group of noisy people, then you’ll be pleased to know that there’s actually an easy way to do that without getting into a fight. Enter Liquid Ass Spray Fart Prank.

This thing is a bomb! Yes, giving a small dose guarantees everybody on their toes running in every direction.

The smell is so foul it’s like a thousand poo or rotten eggs all inside a small bottle. When I smelled it the first time, i feel like I need to puke. This thing is obnoxious — a perfect prank indeed.

I remembered watching a video in YouTube about it sprayed inside an elevator. The smell lingers on for minutes and only a few people actually dared to get inside and ride. Clearly they did not enjoy the treat but that was fun to watch.

Beware though that there are a ton of fake products out there that look the same. I bought one for 250.00 and waited for a week only to receive a product that smells like garlic. This Ass Spray is genuine and works as promised.

This product is not for everyone. Who would spend 800.00 pesos for a stinky ass spray? But being scammed by a fake product before, I felt that I need to share that this one works and this is a genuine product worth your money.

Pocket-Sized Multi-Purpose Multi Tool 18-in-1 Review

I lose count of the number of times I’ve used a knife to tighten a screw or use scissors to cut a wire. We all did that at least once, and it’s frustrating. But buying individual tools costs money not to mention that I would only use them very rarely. Compact tools, therefore, are the best bet.

There are a ton of compact tools I can buy in Lazada. I even had one before with a foldable long nose pliers and a small flash light built into it. I used to carry it everywhere I go. But I know I had to get another one, a much bigger one.

This pocket-sized multi-purpose multi tool seems to be the perfect fit. It has all the mini tools I need for those emergency repairs. It has an open wrench, cutter, pliers, screws and knife. It says it’s made from stainless steel which seems to hold true because this thing is still rust-free after keeping it for 3 months.

Would I recommend this? I say yes. Anyone can keep it in their bag, truck or even in the motorcycle’s ubox. Nothing beats when you’re in the middle of the road and you need to pull out a metal sticking in the wheel of your car and you have this with you. It doesn’t occupy a lot of space, it’s lightweight you can even forget it’s there.

It’s definitely not the best compact tool out there but for the price, I think it’s a steal. The tool has lots of positive reviews, which only goes to show that it works as promised.

Comet USB Rechargable 100 Lumens Head Light Review

Being “invisible” is probably one of the reasons why road biking is considered dangerous especially at night. That is why the first thing I did was to look for LED lights that are not only cheap but also strong enough for drivers and commuters alike to see me cycling on the road.

I already have a blinking tail light from Gaciron. I was on the lookout for a white LED light for my handlebar. I could easily get a flashlight but the cheapest branded item was around 1,200 pesos, and I was not ready to shell out that amount just yet because I don’t need a powerful light in the first place.

And then I came across with Comet USB Rechargeable 100 Lumens Head Light. It’s a small, compact, white-red bicycle LED light perfect for what I need. Long press turns it on and off. Quickly pressing cycles to the available modes from steady to fast blink. It comes with the easy grip rubber mechanism making it super easy to attach virtually anywhere. I got 2 of these for 200.00 pesos each. Right now, they’re on the fork and they look good.

100 lumens may not be that bright enough but my purpose was not “to see” but “to be seen.” I also don’t have any plans to blind approaching drivers. Having 2 makes it even more appealing because they resemble like head lights. I highly recommend this product. It’s affordable, works out of the box and above all, environmentally-friendly because I don’t need to replace batteries.